RUMOR MILL
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I heard that Coop cut his hand in half...?
What’s this shit about Coop’s Jets hat appearing on
Letterman? That’s bullshit, ain’t it?
Is it true that Coop and Keene once kidnapped Dean Koontz's dog
and held it for ransom?
I heard that Coop slept with... __________
He’s just some dumb, blue-collar, angry Scotch/Irishman
that intimidated his way into the literary illuminati, threatens
editors, and isolates himself from those of us that are more refined.
What’s Coop’s obsession with purple bunnies?
Is it true he cut a cast off of his hand to finish a story, typing
with broken fingers, severed ligaments, and muscle damage?
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